Humor to lighten up

From: Hugh Lovel (uai@alltel.net)
Date: Thu Apr 27 2000 - 15:04:28 EDT


Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift
 when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who
 was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.

 Morris, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey
 DeBakey . . . . Is dat you ? Come over here a minute."

 The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris
 was working on a car.

 Morris in a loud voice, all could hear, said argumentatively, "So
 Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I also take valves out,
 grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will
 purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you
 and me are doing basically the same work?"

 DeBakey, very embarrassed, said softly to
 Morris,..."Try doing your work with the engine running."

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