Warning : Engineer Joke follows. Mike Miller LOL
> I thought you might enjoy this it applies to about half of y'all.
>
> MR. FIX-IT
>
> ____________________________
>
> Once upon a time there lived three men: a doctor, a chemist,
> and an engineer. For some reason all three offended the king
> and were sentenced to die on the same day.
>
> The day of the execution arrived, and the doctor was led up
> to the guillotine. As he strapped the doctor to the guillotine,
> the executioner asked, "Head up or head down?"
> "Head up," said the doctor.
> "Blindfold or no blindfold?"
> "No blindfold."
> So the executioner raised the axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came
> the blade--and stopped barely an inch above the doctor's neck.
> Well, the law stated that if an execution didn't succeed the
> first time the prisoner had to be released, so the doctor was
> set free.
>
> Then the chemist was led up to the guillotine. "Head up or
> head down?" said the executioner.
> "Head up," said the chemist.
> "Blindfold or no blindfold?"
> "No blindfold."
> So the executioner raised his axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came
> the blade--and stopped an inch above the chemist's neck. Well,
> the law stated that if the execution didn't succeed the first
> time the prisoner had to be released, so the chemist was set free.
>
> Finally the engineer was led up to the guillotine. "Head up or
> head down?" asked the executioner.
> "Head up."
> "Blindfold or no blindfold?"
> "No blindfold."
> So the executioner raised his axe, but before he could cut the
> rope, the engineer yelled out, "WAIT! I see what the problem is!"
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