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From: Marcie Rosenzweig <fullcircle@jps.net>
To: Sanet post <sanet-mg@shasta.ces.ncsu.edu>
Sent: Miércoles, 03 de Febrero de 1999 06:20 p.m.
Subject: A NEW ELEMENT IS DISCOVERED
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>>From: MMATelecom@aol.com
>>Date: Wed, 3 Feb 1999 18:30:17 EST
>>To: fullcircle@jps.net
>>Mime-Version: 1.0
>>Subject: A NEW ELEMENT IS DISCOVERED
>>
>>A NEW ELEMENT IS DISCOVERED
>>* Submitted by J Lans
>> ____________________________________
>>
>>The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by
>>investigators at a major US research university. The element, tentatively,
>>named "ADMINISTRATIUM", appears to be very closely related to
BUREAUCRATIUM-a
>>known deadly poison. "ADMINISTRATIUM" has no
>>protons or electrons and thus has anatomic number of O.
>>
>>Upon initial inspection, however, it does have:
>>* one neutron,
>>* 125 assistant neutrons,
>>* 75 vice neutrons and
>>* 111 assistant vice neutrons, which together gives it an atomic mass
>>of 312.
>>
>>PROPERTIES
>>-----------
>>* These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the
>>continuous exchange of meson-like particles called MORONS.
>>* It is also surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles
>>called
>>PEONS.
>>
>>Since it has no electrons, administratium is inert. However, it can be
>>detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes in contact with.
>>According to the discoverers, a minute amount of administratium causes one
>>reaction to take over four days to complete when it would have normally
>>occurred in less than a second.
>>
>>Administratium has a normal half-life of approximately THREE YEARS, at
which
>>time it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which
>>assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant vice neutrons exchange
>>places. Some studies have shown that the atomic mass actually INCREASES
>>after each reorganization.
>>
>>OCCURRENCES
>>-----------
>>Research at other laboratories indicates that administratium occurs
>>naturally in the atmosphere. It tends to concentrate at certain points
such
>>as government agencies, large corporations, and universities. It can
usually
>>be found in the newest, best appointed, and best maintained buildings.
>>
>>Scientists point out that administratium is known to be toxic at any level
>>of concentration and can easily destroy any productive reaction where it
is
>>allowed to accumulate. Attempts are being made to determine how
>>administratium can be controlled to prevent irreversible damage, but
results
>>to date are not promising.
>>
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