Re: Internet mail virus -Forwarded

jhaskett@asrr.arsusda.gov
Fri, 27 Oct 1995 10:34:15 -0400 (EDT)

There is no such thing as the "Good Times" virus except in one sense
(more on this later). A virus cannot be spread by ASCII e-mail messages
they are not excecutable. The FCC does not release warnings on computer
viruses, there is no centralized governmental watch on computer viruses.
Last wednesday the FCC didn't make any such announcement. An
"nth-complexity infinite binary loop" is fake-Oh sciento-babble straight
off of an old startrek re-run, in fact computers get stuck in inifinite
loops all the time (I've generated numerous ones myself) and processors
are quite happy to run continuously for months without ill effects. So
the "Good Times" virus is right up there with the poodle-in-the-microwave
in legendary status.

There is however one sense in which the "Good Times" virus does exist.
It exists as a meme or transmittable idea. That is, the virus is the
idea that such a virus exists and spreads by being told by one person
to others who then waste time and energy worrying and working to
combat a non-existant threat. Thus like the "Killer Joke" of Monty Python
fame the only defense against the meme is not to hear it. So in a
sense the poster is right about not opening "Good Times" mail.

On Thu, 26 Oct 1995, laura k paine wrote:

> >Errors-To: noelb@taranaki.ac.nz
> >From: njchatt@cc.usu.edu (N. Jerry Chatterton)
> >To: "Graze List" <graze-l@cygnus.taranaki.ac.nz>
> >Subject: Internet mail virus -Forwarded
> >Date: Wed, 25 Oct 1995 13:52:33 -0600 (MDT)
> >Errors-To: <noelb@taranaki.ac.nz>
> >Sender: Maiser@cygnus.taranaki.ac.nz
> >X-Listname: <graze-l@cygnus.taranaki.ac.nz>
> >
> >To:All Graze-l subscribers
> >
> >I just learned of this virus --thought I would pass the word along
> >
> >>* Subject: VIRUSES -- IMPORTANT PLEASE READ
> >>IMMEDIATELY (fwd) *
> >>* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
> >>There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. If
> >>you receive an e-mail message with the subject line
> >> "Good Times", DO NOT read the message,
> >> DELETE it immediately.
> >>
> >> Please read the messages that follows.
> >>
> >> WARNING!!!!!!!!!: INTERNET VIRUS
> >>
> >>The FCC released a warning last Wednesday concerning a
> >>matter of major importance to any regular user of the InterNet.
> >>Apparently, a new computer virus has been engineered by a
> >>user of America Online that is unparalleled in its destructive
> >>capability. Other, more well-known viruses such as Stoned,
> >>Airwolf, and Michaelangelo pale in comparison to the prospects
> >>of this newest creation by a warped mentality. What makes this
> >>virus so terrifying, said the FCC, is the fact that no program
> >>needs to be exchanged for a new computer to be infected. It can
> >>be spread through the existing e-mail systems of the InterNet.
> >>Once a computer is infected, one of several things can happen. If
> >>the computer contains a hard drive, that will most likely be
> >>destroyed. If the program is not stopped, the computer's
> >>processor will be placed in an nth-complexity infinite binary loop
> >>- which can severely damage the processor if left running that
> >>way too long. Unfortunately, most novice computer users will not
> >>realize what is happening until it is far too late. Luckily, there is
> >>one sure means of detecting what is now known as the "Good
> >>Times" virus.
> >>It always travels to new computers the same way in a text e-mail
> >>message with the subject line reading simply "Good Times".
> >>Avoiding infection is easy once the file has been received in not
> >>reading it. The act of loading the file into the mail server's ASCII
> >>buffer causes the "Good Times" mainline program to initialize
> >>and execute. The program is highly intelligent - it will send
> >>copies of itself to everyone whose e-mail address is contained
> >>in a received-mail file or a sent- mail file, if it can find one. It will
> >>then proceed to trash the computer it is running on. The bottom
> >>line here is - if you receive a file with the subject line "Good
> >>Times", delete it immediately! Do not read it! Rest assured that
> >>whoever's name was on the "From:" line was surely struck by the
> >>virus. Warn your friends and local system users of this newest
> >>threat to the InterNet!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>CC: Lalit Mamtani <lmamtani@camelot.bradley.edu>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >N. Jerry Chatterton
> >USDA-Agric Res Service
> >Forage and Range Research
> >Utah State University
> >Logan, Utah 84322-6300
> >Tel 801 797 2249
> >Fax 801 797 3075
> >Email njchatt@cc.usu.edu
> >
> >
>
>

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Jonathan Haskett
jhaskett@asrr.arsusda.gov

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves..."