> I need to sing off the list and can't find the instructions - please help
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Instructions for singing off the list:
1) Stand up and move away from your computer or terminal.
2) Select an appropriate musical composition such as:
a) "Daisy" (very popular with HAL 9000 computer)
b) "The Star Spangled Banner" (good at high volumes and patriotic too)
c) "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall (a song with real staying power)
3) Enter a shower stall.
4) Turn on water, tilt head back and strongly emit selected musical
composition.
I guarranty that if you follow these instructions none of the singing
will appear on the list.
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Jonathan Haskett
jhaskett@asrr.arsusda.gov
"The fault dear Brutus lies not within our stars but in ourselves."